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Notice: To All Researchers On The Ghrelin Study

Please refrain from tasting the Ghrelin cholesterol control group’s dietary supplements. Three researchers have already fallen ill this week, and one assistant is in critical condition. Those who have done so should report to the third floor clinical station immediately. This kind of gross negligence is not covered by your health care plan.

Congratulations to the BDNF team, here’s hoping this works well enough to erase the memory of last year’s company picnic!

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