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Sorrow Industries has donated an original drawing that is going to be auctioned off next week for the Web-Comics Auction For The Gulf Coast. Proceeds go towards towels for soiled birds and extinguishers to finally put out the sea turtles that are on fire. Go here for more info.


Notice: To All Researchers On The Ghrelin Study Please refrain from tasting the Ghrelin cholesterol control group’s dietary supplements. Three researchers have already fallen ill this week, and one assistant is in critical condition. Those who have done so should report to the third floor clinical station immediately. This kind of gross negligence is not [...]


Congratulations to the BDNF team, here’s hoping this works well enough to erase the memory of last year’s company picnic!


Data streams expected to resume imminently.


Due to massive computer malfunctions over the last week, updating is down until next week at the earliest. Hopefully things will return to normal by then. Stay tuned…


The Triclosan antimicrobial study seems to be progressing. However, due to the overzealous media attention, trials have been doubled and the research team has become worried about rushed results. No test subjects have died this week, reactions have been minimal; vomiting, rashes, and of course testicular swelling that has always occurred with minimal exposure (strange [...]